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U2, Beyonce, Radiohead, Pulp: The 10 bets quotes of Glasto 2011

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While we're still hosing the mud off the team who produced the Q Glastonbury Review at this weekend's festival (24-26 June), we thought we'd bring you a selection of the best things we heard uttered on site this year.


"We only did this to get in for free!"
Cheapskate Thom Yorke reveals the real reason behind Radiohead's secret set

"It's a shame were on as the same time as Primal Scream, we really wanted to see what they were doing."
Bono laments one of those Glasto clashes as U2 and Bobby G go head-to-head

"Anyone expecting The Killers? I heard that was the other rumour."
Jarvis Cocker just checks everyone knows it's Pulp playing the second Park Stage surprise slot

"Thanks for making the trip out here. I'd have personally gone to see Paul Simon."
The Vaccines' Justin Young gets props for his honesty

"We're coming down faster than the Twin Towers."
Brother are as tactful as ever on the Other Stage, on an unrelated note they changed their name to Viva Brother today

"FUCK YOU TRENCHFOOT! FUCK YOU TRENCHFOOT!"
The traditional Stone Circle chants go head to head with the weather

"I always wanted to be a rock star!"
So playing the Pyramid Stage was like work experience for Beyonce?

"I'm under the age of 30, and therefore not interested in U2."
A BBC film crew apparently get their demographics wrong when vox popping the crowd

"Glastonbury 2011, this is officially the happiest day of my life!"
Tinie Tempah wasn't joking either, the best dressed man on site managed to do all of Saturday without getting a spec of mud on him

"At 6am this morning I woke [Radiohead's] Jonny Greenwood up. He popped his head out of the tent wanting to know who was making it all the noise. It was me."
Elbow's Guy Garvey confesses all to the Q Glastonbury Review

For the full story behind Guy's shocking confession and loads more from the weekend, get the Q Glastonbury Review which is in WH Smiths and other good newsagents nationwide from tomorrow (29 June), or order a copy online now.

Plus check out Qthemusic.com's ten best bands of Friday, Saturday and Sunday at the festival.

2:26 PM | 28/06/2011

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  • Viva Brother is such a joke. Everything they do is fake and obnoxious. They only said that awful thing about the World Trade Center because they wanted desperately for you to write about them. And that's what's so offensive about this manufactured band, the fact that everything they do is just a stupid attempt to make more money.

    Enjoy your new jobs stocking shelves at the Pretty Green store, you twats.

    Posted by Doug at 1:34 AM | 29/07/2011 | Report Abuse

  • Viva Brother is such a joke. Everything they do is fake and obnoxious. They only said that awful thing about the World Trade Center because they wanted desperately for you to write about them. And that's what's so offensive about this manufactured band, the fact that everything they do is just a stupid attempt to make more money.

    Enjoy your new jobs stocking shelves at the Pretty Green store, you twats.

    Posted by Doug at 1:35 AM | 29/07/2011 | Report Abuse

  • Viva Brother is such a joke. Everything they do is fake and obnoxious. They only said that awful thing about the World Trade Center because they wanted desperately for you to write about them. And that's what's so offensive about this manufactured band, the fact that everything they do is just a stupid attempt to make more money.

    Enjoy your new jobs stocking shelves at the Pretty Green store, you twats.

    Posted by Doug at 1:36 AM | 29/07/2011 | Report Abuse

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